Americans used the power of the poll and the voting booth to change history, if by changing history you mean deciding that history should record the story of man and women with a sleepy fact checker and an outdated Underwood typewriter.
Yes, Americans, you elected all kinds of people yesterday. Some of them will make a difference and some of them won't know the difference between politics and facial tics. One thing you can count on, Americans, all of these people will get better health care than you. Like, free health care. Like no co-pay. Like no Cobra. You know, better health care than you. This has been a message from the Duck Logic Commission on Voting Realities. Keeping it real for voters who don't have the time to keep it real themselves.
Yes, Americans, you elected all kinds of people yesterday. Some of them will make a difference and some of them won't know the difference between politics and facial tics. One thing you can count on, Americans, all of these people will get better health care than you. Like, free health care. Like no co-pay. Like no Cobra. You know, better health care than you. This has been a message from the Duck Logic Commission on Voting Realities. Keeping it real for voters who don't have the time to keep it real themselves.
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