Once my dad married five women in five different states. He got a free police escort to the state borderline. Free. That means it didn't cost anything. My dad wins again! The end!!!
If you want to ask me anything about my dad just see me at school and I'll probably have some other amazing story about my dad because he is the best dad ever, so there!!!!
Next week: The time this lady called my dad and was really angry at him and I was told I wasn't supposed to answer the phone when that lady called and if I did to say that he wasn't home or something because she once tried to run my dad over with her car and it was really cool because it was a story that only me and my dad knew and my mom would never know anything about it because "it's just for us guys". That means it's a guy thing, mom. No girls allowed. That's a pinky promise.
If you want to ask me anything about my dad just see me at school and I'll probably have some other amazing story about my dad because he is the best dad ever, so there!!!!
Next week: The time this lady called my dad and was really angry at him and I was told I wasn't supposed to answer the phone when that lady called and if I did to say that he wasn't home or something because she once tried to run my dad over with her car and it was really cool because it was a story that only me and my dad knew and my mom would never know anything about it because "it's just for us guys". That means it's a guy thing, mom. No girls allowed. That's a pinky promise.
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