New Poly/Cotton Candy!
Instead of pure sugar, poly/cotton candy is spun from a blend of sugar and Splendida®, the new artificial sweetener made from scientifically natural… uhhhh… stuff!
Poly/Cotton Candy holds its shape bite after bite, costs a lot less than its name-sake and won't spoil anyone's dinner with a lot of useless calories.
Plus all the lab tests we've paid for show only a slightly long list of side-effects occurring so far!
New Poly/Cotton Candy, they'll never know the difference... at least not for a good long time.
Instead of pure sugar, poly/cotton candy is spun from a blend of sugar and Splendida®, the new artificial sweetener made from scientifically natural… uhhhh… stuff!
Poly/Cotton Candy holds its shape bite after bite, costs a lot less than its name-sake and won't spoil anyone's dinner with a lot of useless calories.
Plus all the lab tests we've paid for show only a slightly long list of side-effects occurring so far!
New Poly/Cotton Candy, they'll never know the difference... at least not for a good long time.
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