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3/12/2013

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Now you can have complete control over your gastronomic system, or anyone else's with New Beanyes!

One drop on the first bite of a meal or one tablet just before eating and anyone becomes a back door orchestra of below the belt sound.

Arguably the most famous practical joke ever invented is the whoopee cushion. But as soon as someone sits on it and discovers the prank, the joke's over. Not with Beanyes, once ingested your target is in for a full night of giggle inspiring trumpeting, tortuous tooting, and subatomic blasting!

And while it's clearly useful for every adolescent to adult prankster, its also made for anyone who just likes to go with their gut feeling, because "letting one rip" can be the ultimate declaration of freedom. 


Plus, time it right, and your discussion ending opinion on anything will be heard!

Ahhhh, Beanyes… because gas isn't a four letter word. Phhffutt!



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