Dear Zombie,
If you're really a zombie, why hasn't someone shown up at the Duck Logic headquarters to try to blow you away by now? If I believed you really were one I'd hunt you down myself. – ZOMBIE RETIRER
Dear Retirer,
The folks here still think I like wearing my Halloween costume all year, and since i'm getting such a big response to the column they aren't asking questions. But I've had plenty of close calls on the way to and from work for sure. People still have that "only good zombie is a dead zombie" attitude where I hang out, so I've really gotta be careful. Of course, if you did track me and kill me, I'd only come right back as a new zombie again. With hell filled up there's nothing else I could do. So maybe you should just retire yourself.
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Dear Zombie,
If, to become a zombie you have to be bitten by one, then… how does it start? How does the first zombie become one? Hmmmm? – UNBELIEVER
Dear Unbeliever,
While being bitten by a zombie is a surefire way to become one, that's just one of the paths to zombiedom. Zombies are like mushrooms. The possibility for them always exists, in the very air all around you, but the conditions have to be just right for them to emerge. So the first zombie just showed up, no bitting necessary. What are the right conditions? That would be telling. ;-)
(ED. Note: If you'd like to Talk With the Zombie, just head over to our CONTACT page and addres your question to "Dear Zombie" in the comment box!)
If you're really a zombie, why hasn't someone shown up at the Duck Logic headquarters to try to blow you away by now? If I believed you really were one I'd hunt you down myself. – ZOMBIE RETIRER
Dear Retirer,
The folks here still think I like wearing my Halloween costume all year, and since i'm getting such a big response to the column they aren't asking questions. But I've had plenty of close calls on the way to and from work for sure. People still have that "only good zombie is a dead zombie" attitude where I hang out, so I've really gotta be careful. Of course, if you did track me and kill me, I'd only come right back as a new zombie again. With hell filled up there's nothing else I could do. So maybe you should just retire yourself.
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Dear Zombie,
If, to become a zombie you have to be bitten by one, then… how does it start? How does the first zombie become one? Hmmmm? – UNBELIEVER
Dear Unbeliever,
While being bitten by a zombie is a surefire way to become one, that's just one of the paths to zombiedom. Zombies are like mushrooms. The possibility for them always exists, in the very air all around you, but the conditions have to be just right for them to emerge. So the first zombie just showed up, no bitting necessary. What are the right conditions? That would be telling. ;-)
(ED. Note: If you'd like to Talk With the Zombie, just head over to our CONTACT page and addres your question to "Dear Zombie" in the comment box!)
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