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TALK WIth A Zombie

6/23/2013

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Dear Zombie,
My parents want me in the house by the time the sun sets every night. It's the curfew their parents gave them and "what was good enough for us is good enough for you!" My friends all get to stay out until at least 10 PM, unless it's a school night. When I ask my folks "why?" they usually mumble something to me about zombies getting me after dark. This seems like a pretty silly reason to me. I've never even seen a real zombie, but then I've never been out of the house after dark either. Help! - PRISONER IN MY OWN HOME

Dear Prisoner,
Your question has a simple answer. It doesn't really matter what your friends can do, you're living in your parents home, so you gotta follow your parent's rules. That being said, I can say that whatever their real reasons are it has nothing to do with zombies. If a zombie is after you, sunlight won't keep 'em away. We grab and munch on "live ones" anytime of day. So keep an eye out on your way to and from school! I wouldn't mention this to your folks though or they'll start home schooling and you'll never leave that house again. 
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Dear Zombie,
You're always saying most movies don't portray you guys and gals as you really are. Are there any films at all that you'd recommend to get the "real" scoop on zombies?  - HOOKED ON ZOMBIE FLICKS

Dear Hooked, 
Actually the two classics "Night Of The Living Dead" and "Dawn Of The Dead," are probably my favorites. Everything in them isn't zombie gospel, but there's plenty of true facts in between the Hollywood stuff. I like "Dawn" especially, because even though it ends with the heroes getting away from that mall, there's nowhere for them to go and the zombies are going to win in the end so I walked out of the theatre with a nice warm feeling in what's left of my heart.



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