Sitting down on his out dated leather hunk of crap known as a sofa, our Sage revealed the following:
Things aren't what they appear to be, especially if you have a near sighted problem,
You will never be half the man that your father was,
And, most chilling, fantasy football is not a fantasy after all.
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