The Sofa Sage, or Jeff, as he's known to the guys in IT, is back with more insights into the mystery of life. Please remember that this mystical gift is not meant to substitute for the truth, but merely to indicate the potential knowledge shared by the man who has sat on that outdated brown leather sofa grazing through awful cable programming choices and many a take out meal, so that you may be afforded the following words of wisdom:
- nobody wins if everybody loses,
- this place isn't going to clean itself,
- money doesn't grow on trees,
and the cataclysmic epiphany that has tongues wagging around the globe:
-You aren't going to get anywhere sitting around this house all day, that's for damned sure!
Do not try to come up with your own path to pure understanding while watching ESPN2 or entering the second day of a Police Academy Marathon. The Sofa Sage is closely aligned with the planets and various wireless packages and knows what he's doing and saying long before you or your friends do. Next time, the Sofa Sage predicts what will happen " if I have to come over there".
- nobody wins if everybody loses,
- this place isn't going to clean itself,
- money doesn't grow on trees,
and the cataclysmic epiphany that has tongues wagging around the globe:
-You aren't going to get anywhere sitting around this house all day, that's for damned sure!
Do not try to come up with your own path to pure understanding while watching ESPN2 or entering the second day of a Police Academy Marathon. The Sofa Sage is closely aligned with the planets and various wireless packages and knows what he's doing and saying long before you or your friends do. Next time, the Sofa Sage predicts what will happen " if I have to come over there".
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