Sitting at a rather dull affair at his apartment to celebrate his divorce becoming final and the fact his daughter's pregnancy test came back negative, The Sofa Sage was hit with these prophetic thoughts:
Charlie Rose will interview Derrick Rose and nobody will be able to remember anything Derrick said due to his mumbled speaking style and sleepy energy
You're neither here nor there, though some would tell you differently. They are only interested in your GPS coordinates
The Government Shutdown will not have one joke or parody written about it because... political satire will no longer be supported by government funds or people.
Do not take these words lightly. They came to Jeff as he sat on the finest leather furniture mankind can make and then hope some single guy will buy on clearance.