Well here's the answer. When we went to secure our name as a domain name… somebody already had it!
WHAAA!!?? That's right, there was already a ducklogic.com, and worse yet, it was company that doesn't seem to know anything about the logic of ducks at all.
Think about it, you're a duck and it's duck hunting season. What "logic" would you apply to this situation? Offer folks accessories to more easily kill you dead?
Or get some paint and change the sign to "Wabbit Season?" Hmmmm?
So we're Duck Logic Comedy. Which is AOK with us. But watch your backs boys, if you ever let payment on that domain name slip… it's as good as ours!
More puzzling evidence. Of what, we'll leave that to you.