According to the accompanying photo and, Goldie, the guy that works at the Jewel Deli, the original forefathers were honkies. They dressed like honkies, acted like honkies, and generally carried on like honkies do. The honkiest of the honkies was John Hancock who refused to be seen in public with a comb pick in his head between the hours of now and forever. The least honkiest was Ben Franklin who liked the ladies and a big bottom, both on his badonkadonks and his funk music, both of which were always near Franklinstein or Franklidelic as he was known on the streets and certain neighborhoods of Philly.
The original forefathers might have talked a good game, but they couldn't back it up with action when it came to being true brothers under that powder white skin. Like these honkies were the picture of don't have your mouth write a constitution that your ass can't ratify. If you doubt the veracity (honkie word of the day) of these claims, then you're just a history hater and afraid that you may be a honkie too. Remember they were called the forefathers, not the funkfathers and you know George Clinton and Bootsy wouldn't be caught dead in those costumes. Trick or treat, indeed.
The original forefathers might have talked a good game, but they couldn't back it up with action when it came to being true brothers under that powder white skin. Like these honkies were the picture of don't have your mouth write a constitution that your ass can't ratify. If you doubt the veracity (honkie word of the day) of these claims, then you're just a history hater and afraid that you may be a honkie too. Remember they were called the forefathers, not the funkfathers and you know George Clinton and Bootsy wouldn't be caught dead in those costumes. Trick or treat, indeed.
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