California changes priorities and skips paying debt in order to have more fun in the sun. It's about time somebody stood up for something!
The President has decided to put off today what he can do tomorrow and so far the results are stunning. Even Congress has to tip it's hat to the man with the plan!
Finally, teenagers stare apathetically at their future and, ironically, nobody cares.
This has been News Across America! All the news that we could find that nobody else has bothered to!