BRAND NEW! THE TAYLOR SWIFTER!!!- Tired of dirty details of old boyfriends turning into dust storms of bad publicity? Looking for something to clean your love life up like a Swiffer for the relationship challenged? You need The Taylor Swifter, a swiffer with a picture of Taylor Swift on the bottom so that you can take advantage of emotional fallout from terrible dating decisions, just like the Barbie Doll looking pop star! Now in Red Lipstick, Green Envy and Bland White Girl.
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