The Duck Logic Warehouse is proud to announce new items available at our rural outpost in the heartland.
We're proud to announce a new gospel collection of sacred hymns from PrayTel called Puttin On The Hymns. You'll get standards like "He walks with me, and he talks with me, and sometimes I just need alone time", "Amazing Graceland", and "Jesus Loves Me This I Know or at Least Am Reasonably Sure Of At The Moment." These songs could cost as much as five dollars if you went to enough consignment stores, but we've put them altogether in one set for 9.99 with a free picture of my sister when she had to wear a neck brace.
Kids are excited about Stabby Things, the fun dart game that always leaves Mom looking for iodine and bandages and kids wondering how they lost that finger in the first place. Now just 9.99 with purchase of Camp Stamps, kids tatoos that let everyone know what you did this summer if you aren't afraid to wear it on your neck, or someplace a lot lower,for the rest of your life.
Finally, enjoy a pack of Ticorette gum, for Tourette's Syndrome Children who just can't help letting loose with a string of profanity when it's least expected and poorly timed.
The Duck Logic Warehouse, where you save money, and we save face, for now.
We're proud to announce a new gospel collection of sacred hymns from PrayTel called Puttin On The Hymns. You'll get standards like "He walks with me, and he talks with me, and sometimes I just need alone time", "Amazing Graceland", and "Jesus Loves Me This I Know or at Least Am Reasonably Sure Of At The Moment." These songs could cost as much as five dollars if you went to enough consignment stores, but we've put them altogether in one set for 9.99 with a free picture of my sister when she had to wear a neck brace.
Kids are excited about Stabby Things, the fun dart game that always leaves Mom looking for iodine and bandages and kids wondering how they lost that finger in the first place. Now just 9.99 with purchase of Camp Stamps, kids tatoos that let everyone know what you did this summer if you aren't afraid to wear it on your neck, or someplace a lot lower,for the rest of your life.
Finally, enjoy a pack of Ticorette gum, for Tourette's Syndrome Children who just can't help letting loose with a string of profanity when it's least expected and poorly timed.
The Duck Logic Warehouse, where you save money, and we save face, for now.