We have ten extra square feet for storage of our warehouse products that never took off like we thought they would. Bible Belts made out of real bibles seemed to offend our fans in Kentucky and Missouri. Mr. Invisible Weight Loss Supplements (consisting of a plastic jar filled with outdated tic-tacs) had questionable side effects, and, of course, the all new and improved Paper Bag, which is what it sounds like.
So we're trying to fix what is supposedly broken by moving into this swanky and swaggy joint. See you at the new digs. Grand opening in one week complete with camouflage face painting for the kids, Jeff The Wandering Unemployed Clown, and a tour of the CEO's bomb shelter.