Jan at the information desk is up to her neck in work and wanted to take this opportunity to see if anybody out there was up for a good time.
We should warn you that the words "good time" cover an ever expanding territory for our citadel of service to the information seeking reader. For instance, one "good time" Jan hot wired a city bus and took a bar full of strangers to Atlantic City for the weekend without leaving a phone number or any information about where she was staying. That's our spontaneous combuster! Needless to say all arrived home in fairly good shape with spotty memories of a fist fight on the boardwalk with a guy named One Eye and a girl named Shady Lady or some other name that sounds like it came from a Bruce Springsteen song. Another time, Jan decided it would be a great idea to send a computer virus to all of her friends and congress. We don't have to tell you how that one ended. We're still paying the legal bills for that.
So if you really are up for a good time, by all means join Jan and her life without a plan romp. Yes, we used the word romp and we don't bring that out unless the circumstances fit. Trust us, this will be a romp, and maybe a barnburner, though Jan has already been there and done that, four times if our memory serves us well. "Good time" Jan needs your answer by 9 pm or you won't get to ride shot gun.
We should warn you that the words "good time" cover an ever expanding territory for our citadel of service to the information seeking reader. For instance, one "good time" Jan hot wired a city bus and took a bar full of strangers to Atlantic City for the weekend without leaving a phone number or any information about where she was staying. That's our spontaneous combuster! Needless to say all arrived home in fairly good shape with spotty memories of a fist fight on the boardwalk with a guy named One Eye and a girl named Shady Lady or some other name that sounds like it came from a Bruce Springsteen song. Another time, Jan decided it would be a great idea to send a computer virus to all of her friends and congress. We don't have to tell you how that one ended. We're still paying the legal bills for that.
So if you really are up for a good time, by all means join Jan and her life without a plan romp. Yes, we used the word romp and we don't bring that out unless the circumstances fit. Trust us, this will be a romp, and maybe a barnburner, though Jan has already been there and done that, four times if our memory serves us well. "Good time" Jan needs your answer by 9 pm or you won't get to ride shot gun.
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