If you like sitting around the house in your underwear watching anything that passes for entertainment while eating bags of chips and barely engaging in life, you're gonna love our new line of Inaction Figures. You get Big Belly Billy alreadty with stain encrusted undershirt and unbuttoned blue jeans. How about Unmotivated Man , complete with list of excuses for not following up on anything and a string that you can pull to hear him say his catch phrases like "I'll get to it later", "After the (fill in the blank) is over", and "I'm gonna need a ride"? Finally, pick up our newest Inaction Figure, Lisa Lazy Teen, now with extra accessories including constant smirk, inaudible mumblings, and unfinished homework. All part of the Inaction Figures, part of the new Duck Logic Warehouse Wonders series.
If it isn't at the Duck Logic Warehouse, it's probably on it's way or just delayed for some reason!