This is Dr. Joe McCratty from the Institute of Things You Should Know About.
Stop by the Institute this week and check out the exhibit on Pantaloons to Petticoats: A Brief Look At Lady Undergarments. Women get half priced admission with insufferable single girl friend and proof of purchase of any over the counter medications.
Did you know that sequestering in public or in the privacy of your own domecile may cause public ridicule and cholera? Yes, the fine people at The Weekly Study indicate that 8 out of every 10 sequesters end in quarantine or family and friend snickerings behind ones' back. The other two are a statistical anomaly. So the next time you plan on a sequester think about being cut off from all mankind or being the butt of some wisenheimer's well placed barb, and remember, always remember, watch out!
Stop by the Institute this week and check out the exhibit on Pantaloons to Petticoats: A Brief Look At Lady Undergarments. Women get half priced admission with insufferable single girl friend and proof of purchase of any over the counter medications.
Did you know that sequestering in public or in the privacy of your own domecile may cause public ridicule and cholera? Yes, the fine people at The Weekly Study indicate that 8 out of every 10 sequesters end in quarantine or family and friend snickerings behind ones' back. The other two are a statistical anomaly. So the next time you plan on a sequester think about being cut off from all mankind or being the butt of some wisenheimer's well placed barb, and remember, always remember, watch out!
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