Wandering Willie can make a trip to the doctor's office seem like a road trip to the family cabin. I tell you Willie wouldn't know east from west and north from south, if he didn't have a GPS system known as his harried wife, Wanda, sitting in the front seat pointing him in the right direction. One time Wandering Willie took a customer full circle back to his house and only charged the guy an extra ten dollars more for the trouble. That customer didn't even complain to the cab company because Willie took the scenic route, which in Willie's mind is every route that involves his cab passing by Kooterville landmarks like street signs, schools, local businesses, and the actual destination of his customer. If Willie had a tip for every time he took somebody to the right place he would not be working as a cab driver.
Next week, I'm going to introduce you to Ira Novos, the owner of The Comedy Closet and , also, Kooterville's Skittish Mayor. Until next time, laugh at the world before it laughs at you or at least somebody who looks alot like you.