According to a guy we know who knows a guy who knows about these type of things, the late 90's children's show Blue's Clues was nothing more than a front for one of the most successful meth super labs known to international drug enforcement agencies.
One look at the title character tells you something is not right with this picture or this show. The blue dog, or in drug lingo, the legal method of laundering money, was seen for years as a happy, loveable friend to many boys and girls who were regular viewers of this insipid public TV program that passed for educational entertainment for way too many years. Little did they know that authorities followed their own Blue's Clues in the form of blue stuffed animals loaded with blue magic, thus ending a reign of cartel violence only seen in the movie Scarface or the last season of Breaking Bad . We will break into this blog whenever we have an update on this sad chapter in the history of the the Children's Television Workshop and the dark underworld of the DEA and the Friends of PBS. Next week: Bananas in Pajamas and Fidel Castro: Dumb Kids Concept or Communist Threat.
One look at the title character tells you something is not right with this picture or this show. The blue dog, or in drug lingo, the legal method of laundering money, was seen for years as a happy, loveable friend to many boys and girls who were regular viewers of this insipid public TV program that passed for educational entertainment for way too many years. Little did they know that authorities followed their own Blue's Clues in the form of blue stuffed animals loaded with blue magic, thus ending a reign of cartel violence only seen in the movie Scarface or the last season of Breaking Bad . We will break into this blog whenever we have an update on this sad chapter in the history of the the Children's Television Workshop and the dark underworld of the DEA and the Friends of PBS. Next week: Bananas in Pajamas and Fidel Castro: Dumb Kids Concept or Communist Threat.
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