What am I , a dog to you?
Do I amuse you?
Do you think I want my belly rubbed?
I gotta see a guy up in Jersey about a thing and a couple of dolls in Philly who make great leash candy, if you know what I mean. You do know what I mean, don't you? Jesus, a guy wins first prize in a dog contest and he never hears the end of it. Oh, and tell Bobby The Pug to keep his smushed in puss away from my daughter's backside.