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Ask A Sasquatch

9/13/2013

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Well I'm getting a whole lot less "are you really a sasquatch" questions, so thank you for that, but now there seems to be a preponderance of questions about the term "sasquatch." Maybe I should have listened to my agent and just gone with "Dear Bigfoot," but dammit, I'm proud to be a sasquatch! So here goes…


Dear Sasquatch
My friend says that a group of you would still be called "sasquatch," I say the plural is "sasquatches." Which one of us wins the steak dinner? - HUNGRY AND WAITING

Dear Hungry,
Actually they call us "Sasqueetch," when we're grouped together. Sorry, my idea of a joke. Heh, heh.  The truth is that while either is acceptable, the most commonly used form by a far is "sasquatches," which is also a lot more fun to say. So get your bib ready, that free steak dinner is yours. And I know where you can get a killer tofu steak, if you're interested. Just sayin'. 


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PictureMy favorite yeti!
Dear Sasquatch,
In your first column you said your people like the term "sasquatch" over "bigfoot." But what about "yeti?"  Is that "pc" or "verboten?" - PREFERS CORRECTNESS

Dear Correctness,
"Yeti" is plenty "pc," if your'e a yeti. I do have some relatives that are yetis, but me, I'm a sasquatch. Yetis are usually found in the Himalayas and are often partially to all-white. Basically it's like this: a sasquatch is to a bigfoot, what a yeti is to an abominable snowman. Some of my relatives are hard to hang out with, but they're not abominable.  And while I'm sure you meant it with the best of intentions, none of us are "people." It's really easy, say it with me now, "sass---qwat---chh",  there, I knew you could do it.




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