Bonnie was thrilled to have the chance to take a cruise and lose weight at the same time.
"More rancid chicken, claustrophobia, and sea sickness", exclaimed an obviously excited Ms. Karmack moments before losing all sense of equilibrium and ability to hold food down. That's the spirit Bonnie! Here's hoping you're a return customer. Three exclamation marks.
So, if you're looking for a place to send that recently divorced sister so she won't meddle in family affairs or e-mail pictures of her shoe closet, give Carnival a call and reserve a window seat and lots of chicken dinners. We promise you the standing sewage is free of charge next time.