"Better late than never" says cold war relic.
"It's not Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove riding a war missile, but it'll have to do", shouted Crazy Minister Pete Taylor of the Church For Pete Taylor's Crazy Thoughts . Pastor Pete, as he is known to his flock of currently one, just can't let go of the 1980's and this outdated defense system. And he believes he is not alone. He's even heard others who believe his philosophy that nothing good has happened since 1988. We're talking to you, guy who calls talk radio shows at midnight and still has poster of Huey Lewis in their room next to childhood bed.
The 80's are over. There isn't going to be another Back to The Future. Ever. Let. It. Go. Next caller.
When asked why he would comment on something like this, Pastor Pete simply said "Better late than never" before scurrying into a homemade bomb shelter made out of Downtown Julie Brown Hats, oversized shoulder pads, and tapes of Max Headroom shows. Here's hoping this is the last we hear from Pastor Pete and everyone in his oddly named congregation.
The 80's are over. There isn't going to be another Back to The Future. Ever. Let. It. Go. Next caller.
When asked why he would comment on something like this, Pastor Pete simply said "Better late than never" before scurrying into a homemade bomb shelter made out of Downtown Julie Brown Hats, oversized shoulder pads, and tapes of Max Headroom shows. Here's hoping this is the last we hear from Pastor Pete and everyone in his oddly named congregation.
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